10 FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LIFE:
Funny Quotes about Life is a collection of daily life funny happenings. We are so busy in our lives that we don't have time for ourselves in this tough life. We mostly ignores some funny things and moments that could have brought smile on our faces. So to remind you these things I have collected something for you friends. Lets have a look.
- “Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” –Murphy’s Law
- “Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.” -Mignon McLaughlin
- “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” -Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
- “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.” -Erma Bombeck
- “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” -Will Rogers
- “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” -Unknown
- “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” -Zig Ziglar
- “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” -Abraham Lincoln
- “Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” -Bill McGlashen
- ”Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.” -Unknown.
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